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After watching Stranger Things 220p Archives we now know there are more experiments than just Eleven. In the middle of the season we meet Eight, so we can only expect that we'll learn more about her in the next season, and also about the other experiments.

Here's what we can assume about the other experiments and what powers they will have:

Ten (Sharlene)

Power:Amazing test taker.

Background:Sharlene is a fantastic test taker and therefore has stayed in middle school her whole life. She doesn't realize she can move up because she doesn't have parents but if she did she would probably have a PhD.

Nine (Janet)

Power: Is always hungry.

Background:Janet was given the power of hunger, which makes her very helpful if ever in a situation when one has to eat their way out of something, but probably nowhere else.

Seven (Daniel)

Power:None.

Background:Daniel was just a normal kid found by a truancy officer but dropped off at the facility. Pretty messed up, but now he lives in Milwaukee.

Six (Jenna)

Power: Knows where all the rocks are.

Background: Jenna used to collect rocks as a child and was lured into the facility by a line of particularly nice looking ones. Jenna's power comes in handy if you ever need to know where a rock is. Jenna now works for a construction company in Hamden, Connecticut.

Five (Chad)

Power:Can fly.

Background:Chad can fly and everyone's jealous of him for it. He lives in Los Angeles and has like 4 girlfriends.

Four (Caleigh)

Power:Can move trains like Eleven, but only slower than they're already going.

Background: Caleigh was separated from her family and taken to the facility after her first word was "chamomile." Caleigh's power is a favorite amongst train conductors, so she now lives in the attic at Grand Central Station.

Three (Douglas)

Power:Can levitate any dog bowl.

Background:Douglas was a kid living in Tampa who took the bus willingly to the facility. He's weird as fuck. Douglas's power basically only comes in handy if you have a really tall dog or giraffe who doesn't feel like bending over to get water. Douglas now works at the Philadelphia Zoo.

Two (Geoffrey)

Power:Can cough loud enough to scare away any medium-sized animal.

Background:Geoffrey is another normal kid who has undiagnosed bronchitis. We pray the facility gets burned down at some point in Season 3.

One (God)

Power:Is literally God.

Background: God has no background.

We can't wait to see if any of these new characters come to life on the big screen next season!

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