【In this loveless everyday life eroticism is a substitute for love.】

Sometimes you just want to say f*ck it.

Holiday shopping can In this loveless everyday life eroticism is a substitute for love.be stressful - especially when you're broke.

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Between trying to find the perfect gift and not breaking your tiny budget, it's easy to think, "What if I never had to do this again?"

Here are 25 gift ideas under $5 almost guaranteed to get you uninvited to next year's Christmas party.

1. 50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule

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Price: $2.31

2. Four Piece Novelty Bone Ballpoint Pen

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Price: $1.84 + $0.50 shipping

3. Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-stress Ball

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Price: $3.96

4. Amurleopard Unisex Barbarian Knit Beanie Octopus

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Price: $4.22 - $9.15

5. I Fart In Yoga Class Car Decal

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Price: $4.99

6. Hail Satan Button Badge

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Price: $3.00

7. Luchador Bottle Opener

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Price: $4.99

8. BIAL Massage Facial Massager

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Price: $4.90

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9. Lucky Penny With Tennessee Cut Out

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Price: $0.99

10. Loftus Your Number 2 Pen!

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Price: $4.56

11. Moustache Avocado Planner Clip

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Price: $4.00+

12. Trojan Dash Button

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Price: $4.99

13. Dill Pickle Mints

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$3.65

14. Poo-leaf Forest Green Grass-blade Ballpoint Silicon Grass Pen

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Price: $3.10

15. Dancing Boob Wind Up Toy

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Price: $2.10

16. It's Going Tibia Okay Bottle Opener

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Price: $3.99

17. Christmas Fancy Dress Turkey Hat

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Price: $2.77

18. Unicorn Poop Lip Balm

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Price: $4.00

19. Stick

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Price: $0.63

20. TY Beanie Baby Soft Plastic Tag Protector Case

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Price: $0.99

21. Metal Alloy Lord Darth Vader Beer Bottle Opener

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Price: $3.65

22. Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy

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Price: $4.15

23. Felt Eggs

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Price: $0.64

24. Vintage Dog Puppy in a Straw Country Hat Figurine

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Price: $4.00

25. Rubber Band Snowflake

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Price: $0.50

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