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2025-06-26 19:42:51 856 views 229 comments

Any reasonable person has to admit that the odds of the White House Easter Bunny resigning due to questionable communication with Russia are erotice proseabout 1:2. Consider this satirical resignation letter an exclusive first look at something that could reasonably happen in the next few days.

Well, it's happened again.

It seems that even lower tier members of the Trump administration aren't immune to forced resignations due to ties to Russia, as now the White House Easter Bunny has been forced to resign.

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Read the full text of the White House Easter Bunny's resignation below:

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