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Summer,Desperate Housewives XXX Porn Parody summer, summertime. Time to sit back and unwind...and read some funny tweets.

That's right. Forget the sun. Forget the beach. Forget spending time with family, or going outside and breathing fresh air, or doing anything that isn't in front of your screen. It's time to read some good tweets, baby. Because tweets never stop. It is always time for Twitter.

We've collected the 10 best and funniest tweets of the week for you to enjoy. So go ahead, read, and have a good time.

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1. This is so incredibly accurate. It's wild.

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2. It is very important you keep things like this in perspective as you move through life.

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3. An obligatory dril tweet for you.

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4. I microdose cheese pretty much every time I open the fridge.

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5. This is just a good meme. Not much else to say about it.

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6. This is a joke for all the people who work on the internet.

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7. I'm surprised this wasn't an actual email that was sent.

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8. Pretty simple, actually. Squid guy. Boom. Nailed it.

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9. Zara really messes with me with their European sizing. We all need to agree on one actual sizing system. And stick by it.

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10. And finally, thoughts from this king.

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